passionpeachy:

a thing: exists

me: hm. ok

same thing: is heart shaped

me: oh shit. ohgh fuck .

darkestelemental616:

cryoverkiltmilk:

postmodern-baseball:

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

‘despite being australian’

they know their reputation, and they damn well earned it

fictionalizedreality:

minerva-is-a-robot:

murreal:

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

i like this meme so much better than “make ur own post”

So tru

guzarnewala:

I love it when someone makes it clear they’re into you

sraphs:

crypticbf:

what does a guy gotta do to have another guy hold his hand

intricate rituals

flowury:

*takes a slow, long, drag of a cigarette watching this dumpster fire of a site absolutely burn to the ground*

burningitdownn:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

joulejay:

December 17th

y'all: *doing that dumb tumblr log off protest*

me, clocking in to this even dumber hellsite as per usual:

sttyks:

0162cm:

https://instagram.com/the_ketchap?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=aewfuyv95t27

vintagereign: